NBA
Nets Hold Team Meeting That Is Just 12 Players Sitting In Silence For 90 Minutes
Head coach Jordi Fernandez called the meeting 'productive' and said the team 'got a lot out on the table,' though the table was empty.
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Tuesday, March 31, 2026·Vol. I, No. 1·Est. 2026
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